Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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