i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
