it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I enjoy the company of your penis
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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