On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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