Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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