I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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