Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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