exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
