im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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