I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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