butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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