farters have to be the big spoon...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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