When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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