My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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