I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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