We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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