i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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