Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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