I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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