You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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