If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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