i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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