problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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