just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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