you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You are the jesus of drinking
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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