Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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