maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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