I wanna passion pit in your ass
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
