google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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