her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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