But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
