Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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