There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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