god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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