She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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