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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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