Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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