New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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