Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you guys were way drunker than both of me
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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