so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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