I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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