"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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