HIV tests are more positive than that guy
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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