someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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