Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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