I must be too annoying 4 u.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He's on the porch naked. Help.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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