physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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