He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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