hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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