you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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